I’m watching FRIENDS. Rachel’s on a date with someone but she’s going on about Ross with his new girlfriend, Julie, and their cat. Rachel just borrowed some man’s phone. Doesn’t she have her own?

“Ross, hi, it’s Rachel. I’m just calling to say that um, everything’s fine and I’m really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there I’m thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure.”