December 2010
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Remember when dishes ran away with spoons?
I think that’s what happened last night. Come back dishes and spoons, I can’t eat without you guys.
Or, you know, just clean yourselves. I’m not in the mood to be washing dishes and doing chores.
I want to eat.
Lasagna. Croissants. You.
20 Ways to Survive a Horror Movie. →
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
“Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and…...
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Nathan Scott.
Tragedies happen. What are you gonna do? Give up? Quit? No. I realize that when your heart breaks, you gotta fight like hell to make sure you’re still alive. ‘Cause you are. And that pain you feel? It’s life. The confusion and fear? That’s there to remind you that somewhere out there is something better. And that something is worth fighting for.
Stare at the dot for 30 seconds and the orange...
Be Careful This New Year's Eve
fakescience:
Did you know that.
Couples’ personalities converge over time to make partners more and more similar?
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Because twenty ten will end.
You should change some things about yourself, Rikka. They’re only little things and you will become a better person out of them.
When someone tells you you’re skinny, say thank you. Don’t argue with them and tell them how fat you think you are. They don’t need to know how much chocolate you eat every day. They don’t need to know how much candy you stuff in your...
So here's to people who think that everything in...
ohjodit:
Oh and btw, CAMELS EXIST. They aren’t mythical creatures or something. Please.
Tell me you’re in love.
I am. I’m very much in love. I miss you Kuwait. Al-Kout you look so lovely tonight.
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Dumb moments.
Rikka: Is this a fruit or a vegetable?
Dad: Keep staring at it.
Rikka: I don't know what it is!
Dad: Great balls of fire. My daughter is such a genius.
Rikka: Oh my gosh. It's a mango!
Dad: Such a genius.
Rikka: Shut up Dad. It's red. Mangos are yellow.
Justin: Wow it's been a while since you posted any kind of convo in your Tumblr! This is what i call growth Rikka!
Rikka: And that, is going to Tumblr.
Justin: For some reason, I knew that was going to happen. I think I'm psychic.
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Stay with me. Don't fall asleep too soon.
The angels can wait for a moment.
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Angry Mom: Rikka, are you not planning to sleep?!
Rikka: No. (What kind of question is that? Of course I want to sleep. I love sleep! It's not like I'm bothering you or asking you to sing me a lullaby. Let me stay on my laptop.)
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Stupid people.
I can befriend any type of person. Of course there are some crowds I try to ignore, but if I had to work with them then I would. However, those men who have other families because they don’t love their wife like they used to and those people who threaten you anonymously are the idiots I don’t understand. The morons of this world.
I hate people who cheat on their significant other. I,...
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Rikka fact 21.
I tear up because of high frustration.
“Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them.”
– Marie Aristocat.
geistesgestört: Womens Shopping →
prashneel:
Today I went shopping with my sister for some clothes and shoes. Women’s shopping is like torture, they make you walk for ages and you have to drag there shopping bags. One thing I noticed with many female species is they enter a store, look at the circular clothes hanging thingy, walk around it or completely pass it and come back and look at the same thing. Its a complete waste...
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Rikka Fact 20.
I hide receipts away for future use even if I know I won’t need them any more.
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Birds fly over the rainbow.
Why, then, oh why can’t I.
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Baby it's cold outside.
Currently listening to this. Glee version.
I really can’t stay - But baby it’s cold outside I’ve got to go away - But baby it’s cold outside This evening has been - Been hoping that you’d drop in So very nice - I’ll hold your hands, they’re just like ice My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what’s your hurry My father will be pacing the...
“I’ve discovered that the most amazing things happen to you when you are...”
– Jean Van Leeuwen.
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My name is Rikka and I can only speak in English.
No, that’s a lie. I think I’m a bit more talented than that. I can speak a little bit of Tagalog and a little bit of Arabic. Maybe even a little bit of Spanish but I think everyone can speak a little bit of that.
I was at my boyfriend’s house today and his mom made me German sweets and taught me how to say the name. Of course I’ve already forgotten how to say it right....
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I think.
I want a big fat juicy burger. I won’t have one though. I don’t care if it clogs my heart, I care because it will make me fat.
I’m joking, I’m not that obsessed with my weight. I care more for my hair. No, I’m kidding. I think I’ll stop all this now.
“Look closely at the present you are constructing, it should look like the future...”
– Alice Walker.
Sometimes.
I feel like spitting out my entire life’s story to anyone who will listen
A good read. →
Rape culture is telling girls and women to be careful about what you wear, how you wear it, how you carry yourself, where you walk, when you walk there, with whom you walk, whom you trust, what you do, where you do it, with whom you do it, what you drink, how much you drink, whether you make eye contact, if you’re alone, if you’re with a stranger, if you’re in a group, if you’re in a group of...
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Unless you have been very, very lucky.
You have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.
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I want to know what goes through a boy’s mind when he starts falling for a girl.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end...
It’s already tomorrow in New Zealand.
I like it.
When we exchange stares.
Hooray.
Thomas gave birth and was, in fact, a woman. No wonder she was able to get pregnant. I didn’t want to search more about it because I was terrified but I’m alright now. And Thomas is alright. Everyone is fine.
Thomas Beatie, a married man who used to be a woman.
The pterodactyls in my tummy are now gone.
I have Pterodactyls in my tummy right now.
No, not butterflies. Pterodactyls! I was browsing Youtube and stumbled across a video that showed a pregnant robot. It was made to train medical students at Johns Hopkins University. So, now, I guess I’ve seen a baby being delivered. A robot baby.
The whole thing made me want to research about pregnancies and babies that I stumbled across another video showing a pregnant man. Pregnant man....
“Why are you threatened by ugly girls?”
– Carter asking me why.
Don't leave.
Please. Stay. It’s nice to be in the dark, right? You can relax a little. No brittle smiles. No air kisses. No sarcasm. Forget the stress. The worry. The petty skirmishes. Life is too short. Too short for cruelty. Close you eyes.
“I always just envisioned the right one being someone I could see myself growing...”